Posted Sep 01st, 2004 00:00 AM by
Acme Andersson
This discreet little jilling machine fits on a finger, laps like a tongue and satisfies like few men could dream of. Don't let the size fool you - this little thing has power, and it comes in multi-speeds! Best of all, it doesn't get tired like most of those human-type tongues, which, sadly, just don't have the muscle conditioning or control to do the labia lap dance for hours on end. With the Waterproof Finger Fun Tongue, if it starts to slow down, just change the batteries. Speaking of, batteries are included.
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