Vibrating Port-A-Pussy

No, this isn't a cock-tickling booth you can have set up at fairs and construction sites (though could somebody get on that?). Rather, it's a tube with a cap that unscrews to reveal a vagina mold. Pussy-In-a-Thermos, it could just as well have been called (save for the legal ramifications). Great for the masturbator on the go who would prefer not to leave fake vaginas and such lying about his hotel room.