V Max

This "vitality enhancer" contains ginkgo biloba, best known for its memory-enhancing effects but also rumored to combat depression and increase blood circulation. It's also got a dose of l-arginine, another natural circulation promoter. In other words, it's not exactly "herbal Viagra," but it's close. Instead of appearing in delayed-action pill form, V Max is intended to be used on the spot as a sexual lubricant, though its brown color and medicinal smell can be rather off-putting in that regard. It's condom-safe, at least. The things we do for a good hard-on.