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Uranus

Manufacturer: Cirino Studios

What light through yonder asshole breaks?

'Tis the Uranus, and Juliet's colon never shone so bright.

Erotic sculptor Ray Cirino has done it again, creating the buttplug to end all buttplugs. Prithee, which other ass stuffer could compare to yon clear, flawless, Lucite Uranus? Which could be more beautiful? More smooth and graceful in its curves? Easier to slip up your keister with but a dab of lube?

When you're done with this buttplug d'art, leave it out on your desk at work as a paperweight. It makes a great conversation piece. When's the last time a coworker told you: "I love Uranus?"


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