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Manufacturer: Cirino Studios

The "legend" of this acrylic dildo claims it was modeled after mysterious quartz artifacts found in a South American pyramid, supposedly gifts from extraterrestrials.

Whether you believe that or not, the fact remains that this is probably the most aesthetically pleasing object you'll ever stick in your (or your girlfriend's) pussy.  Perfectly clear and perfectly smooth, it's as much object d'art as tool de'pleasure.  It requires a minimum of lube to get going, and the notched end means you won't lose your grip and have to go searching for it with a flashlight.

This magic wand comes in a black velvet pouch wrapped in gold tissue paper, enhancing its mystique.  Every store should stock this baby, the epitome of "high end" dildos.  Brought to you by the new age devotees at Cirino Studios.

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