The Bad Girl's Calling Cards

Okay, all you naughty, dirty little babies ? here's the deal: You pick yourself up a package of these Calling Cards, peruse them to decide what kind of dirtiness you're down for, fill in your contact info on the back and send them to Peter Warren, AVN Publications, 9414 Eton Avenue, Chatsworth, CA., 91311. (And please, ladies, include a photo - preferably a nude one. Those with skin tags need not apply.) Also, to Acme Andersson, I'm very disappointed you haven't cashed in your card for delicious mischief yet.