Teenie Boobie & Teenie Weenie Bubble

Where on the Lord's green earth the idea for these novelties came from is anybody's guess, but here are the facts. Remember blowing bubbles as a kid? Well, you can now do it again, and with a grown-up twist. Hidden in a pen is a bubble hoop in the shape of a Teenie Boobie or Teenie Weenie, through which one blows to produce some disappointing bubbles. Sadly, the bubbles aren't dick- or tit-shaped, but there is some fleeting fun to be had here.