Stranger II

Those Germans - always with the sinister touch to everything. Just examine this Deutchland-made vibrator: First off, it's gray. Gray! Gray doesn't scream fun and excitement, exactly. Second off, it vaguely resembles a lizard tongue, with its scale-like ridges and odd curvature. And last but certainly not least, it's called Stranger II, as in, Now you will submit to the penetrations of this 'stranger,' meine fraulein. None of this, however, can take away from the oh-so-powerful buzzing it generates, and the fact that it can do so under water. So mach schnell and order some!