Spanish Fly Liquid

"Yuck!" I thought at first.  They wanted me to drink liquefied flies from Spain?  But then I saw the word "Pseudo" on the label.  Synthetic flies?  Okay.  I decided to try it, especially since it has Virgin Cherry flavoring (my favorite kind of cherry).  I put a few drops into a glass of orange juice and popped in my favorite flick, and Wow!  This stuff really works.  Then I noticed the label says that if Spanish Fly Liquid is given to your favorite girl, it "Will make her eager to perform any act you want her to."  Hmm.  So I invited my gal pal Peg over to sample some new "cherry flavored coffee."  It worked again!  Before I knew it, she had done all of my laundry, cleaned the house, cooked dinner and even washed my week-old dishes.  This is great stuff.