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Soap On A Rope Penis

Manufacturer: Pipedream Products

Have a customer who's a clean freak or one with serious hygiene hangups?  Send that person to the Soap On A Rope Penis.  The SOARP is 7 fragrant inches of pink cleaning power.  In no time, anyone can be squeaky clean, inside and out.  This is perfect for those tough-to-reach spots, and might be just what's needed to liven up the community shower.

It created quite a stir the last time I took it into the college locker room.  There aren't enough days in the week for me to date the soccer team one by one, so Juan Carlos made me the team mascot and head of the clean-up squad.  It's been the team's winningest season yet.


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