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Slim Line 7" Massager

Manufacturer: Topco Sales

I was so excited. I couldn't wait to introduce this spectacular metallic purple vibrator to my deli door, but did I get the chance? No. My editor Jeremy Spencer stole my toy and I was pretty pissed. I hunted him down, ready to take back what was mine, but found him in his office removing his shirt and rubbing himself all over with it. So I ran away.

This isn't your average vibrator; this one pulsates and vibrates. It's quiet yet powerful, comes with a small packet of lube and... damn that Jeremy for ruining my Friday night.

The Slim Line has a demo battery so that customers can check out the goods before purchasing it. This will surely move fast, so stock up and face prominently.

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