Silicone Rings

This fun new device is a definite improvement over the old-fashioned cock ring —the chrome models are hard to fit, while the leather ones can't be cleaned.

These stretchy translucent rings, on the other hand, can fit a range of tackle and they can be run through the dishwasher when you're through. My handy test subject reports that they're comfortable for long-term wear, too, and provide and admirable bulge in the jeans as well as erectile staying power.

What's not to love?