Sexy Wine Holder

Nothin' says sexy like a naked little man with a wine bottle for a cock. Well, alright, perhaps sexy isn't the exact right word, but amusing certainly fits the bill. Especially if who you're trying to amuse is a group of randy bachelorettes ? or gay bachelors, for that matter. Either way, this little guy, with his heart-shaped stand and giant grin, ought to delight everyone at your affair. We just don't recommend serving the wine pictured on his box, from Pipedream Vineyards. Probably don't have much of a bouquet, we're guessin'.