Sexy Miss Santa/Santa Undies

I don't know if I could bring myself to put on the Sexy Santa Undies - not so much because they basically consist of a couple of rubber bands and a red velvet sack that's way longer than anything I'm packin', but rather because I'm Jewish, and don't celebrate Christmas. Still, I would have no objection to my lady slipping on the Miss Santa Undies to model for me. Because they are velvety and red. And they're held on by a couple of rubber bands. And if you ask me, that's hot.