Sex Soda

As a voracious consumer of soda, I nearly flipped my lid when I saw that something called Sex Soda had arrived at the glorious AVN offices for review. Naturally, I snapped it up and stuck it in the glorious AVN refrigerator to chill. I got the citrus flavor (berry and Kola are also available), and when it was nice and frosty, I downed it like a crazy soda-drinkin' fool. So now, not only do I have a sugar rush, I think the mixture of herbal aphrodisiacs is kicking in. Good thing it's quittin' time!