Ron Jeremy's Sensual Feel Vibrating Replica

Whenever I see Ron Jeremy, he always gets a kiss and a hug out of me, and it's not because of some driving passion I have for the guy. Really. It just seems like it would be good luck to do so. He's Ron Jeremy and well, it's like throwing a penny in a fountain.

I'm not saying that stocking this huge, fleshy AA battery taking dong with a packet of Astroglide included is gonna bring you luck, but it couldn't hurt, and it will definitely make people in your store smile whether they use it to fuck themselves or not.