Rockin' Robin

Reportedly Michael Jackson's favorite pleasure device (don't worry, that's only a joke ? for you to interpret however you like), the Rockin' Robin offers climactic sensations of myriad varieties. There are the standard four levels of vibration, of course, enhanced by the clit-tickling robin (who more closely resembles a hummingbird, actually, but we won't hold that against him) on top. And then there's everybody's favorite twirling beads lining the shaft. So don't stop 'til you get enough, 'cause this thing's sure to send you to Neverland.

Requires four AA batteries.