Rock hard Twister Dildo

Exclusive to JT's Storeroom, the Rock hard Twister Dildo is, in fact, hard a a rock and twisted to please.

This weighty rod is made of polished granite but is smooth as silk (much like the nifty plush carrying case it is sheathed in). Though it might be a bit much for your average gal (or dude, your choice), more experienced sexual predators should grin tooth to tooth at this imposing power-cock. Plus, you can use it as a doorknocker or murder weapon if you get bored with fuckin'.

Now that's what I call a bargain!