Rhapsody

The packaging for this one says it's "faster than a speeding bullet" and "more powerful than a locomotive" (um, ouch!), but really, they're only slightly exaggerating. This basic vibrating cock comes with a multi-function motor that vibrates, pulsates and escalates at your manipulation, making it a cinch for you to bring yourself to the edge of heaven over and over again. Its realistic design (hey, it's gone veins!) makes it as close to having the real thing inside you, so you won't be so lonely on those nights when your man in working late. Or so he says.