Presidential Erection

When I first pulled the Presidential Erection from the box, I was appalled that someone would turn the leader of our country into a dildo.  I said to myself, "Lighten up, this is meant to be fun."  Instead of a normal "head," the Presidential Erection is topped by a likeness of the president.  And it's a big likeness, to boot.  There is a cigar in his shirt pocket.  His necktie should provide some added stimulation.  The 9-inch dildo sprouts from a heavy set of balls.  All in all, this is a very serviceable sex toy.

In light of the outcome of the impeachment trial, the Presidential Erection should be quite the collector's item in the years to come.