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Pistol Pump w/Senso Sleeve

Manufacturer: CalExotics (formerly California Exotic Novelties)

He wanted to know whyyyy.  Whiny little bitch.  I told him I just didn't think it would work out.  He said he'd try harder.  I said I didn't like his personality.  He said he could change.  I told him I thought he was a loser.  He said he'd fix his life.

The truth was he was packin' way too little below the buckle.  But even this nasty ol' sadistic bitch of a ball-buster was a little reticent to tell him that that was why he was getting his walking papers.  I do have sense of mercy when it comes to the male ego.

Finally I told just him.  I thought I'd never see him again. I thought he'd crawl into a hole and die.  But the next day there he was, on my porch with the Pistol Pump w/Senso Sleeve, a suction device of classic design into which the male member fits for vacuum-induced inflation.  I told him it wouldn't work.  He swore it would.  We'll see.

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