PLEASUREBUSINESSVODAVN AWARDS 2014

Located in: Home > Sex Toys & Adult Novelty Reviews > > Pistol Pump w/Senso Sleeve
PRODUCT REVIEW  

Pistol Pump w/Senso Sleeve

Manufacturer: CalExotics (formerly California Exotic Novelties)

He wanted to know whyyyy.  Whiny little bitch.  I told him I just didn't think it would work out.  He said he'd try harder.  I said I didn't like his personality.  He said he could change.  I told him I thought he was a loser.  He said he'd fix his life.

The truth was he was packin' way too little below the buckle.  But even this nasty ol' sadistic bitch of a ball-buster was a little reticent to tell him that that was why he was getting his walking papers.  I do have sense of mercy when it comes to the male ego.

Finally I told just him.  I thought I'd never see him again. I thought he'd crawl into a hole and die.  But the next day there he was, on my porch with the Pistol Pump w/Senso Sleeve, a suction device of classic design into which the male member fits for vacuum-induced inflation.  I told him it wouldn't work.  He swore it would.  We'll see.


Related Content:

CalExotics (formerly California Exotic Novelties)
Messalina Magnani





TOP STORIES OF THE DAY
Lovehoney Renews Worldwide License for 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Line
At Good Vibrations, #ConsentMatters
Director Stuart Canterbury to Appear at Book Soup July 11
Sexual Wellness Market to Grow 9.7 Percent by 2020, Report Says
Lovehoney Australia, Paul Maginn Analyze Geography of Sex Toy Sales

AVN.com