Manufacturer: Female Freedom Enterprises

While this female reviewer disputes Freud's claim that every woman has penis envy, she does admit that woman envy a man's ability to pee while standing. Talk about convenient! A guy can just whip it out almost anywhere and get immediate relief. Not so for us girls! Unfair! Well, thanks to Female Freedom Enterprises, this little piece of inequality has finally been made right. With the help of this nifty device, a woman can safely and neatly pee while standing, with absolutely no messy spray, keeping clothes free and clear. Take that, penis wielders!

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