Natural Bliss & e-Ludes

So what do I do with these all-natural herb mixtures? I mean, what if I like 'em too much? I gave Natural Bliss to one of my friends to try as a guinea pig. Well, after he flew past me with a raging boner and the tail end of a comet flying out of his ass, I realized my mistake. He said he felt absolutely great, and couldn't stop thinking of making love to his significant other. So, like, I was wondering, can you overdose on sex? I mean, it would be a nice way to (come and) go...

The packaging of e-Ludes says they're like 'happiness in a capsule.' For those of us old enough to remember the real things, that sounds very tempting. OK, here goes... gulp. Hey, feels pretty good. Kinda like floating on a marshmallow cloud. Quite pleasant, actually. Take only as directed, all you wanna-be Timothy Learys out there (may he rest in peace).