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Mermaid Masturbator

Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties

Sometimes it can get lonely out on the high seas, and your shipmates start looking pretty appealing. My boyfriend's in the Navy, and whenever he sets sail into the wide ocean, I send him along with the Mermaid Masturbator. Sure, it's not met, but the feeling he gets from the aqua blue cock sleeve keeps him from dabbling with the boys. The full-figured gal molded in stretchy rubber is a constant reminder of his mermaid back home, and the realistic vagina entrance is not to scale with the rest of the body, but who cares? The Mermaid Masturbator comes in a box with an alluring photograph of a ship-wrecked Jill Kelly, and the package includes a small envelope of lube. I always pack plenty of extra for my boy, so he doesn't run out on those long sea voyages.


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