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Menswear Leopard Thong

Manufacturer: CalExotics (formerly California Exotic Novelties)

I found the handsomest gentleman on the planet, took him home, and made him model this sexy thong.  The jungle pattern was alluring, but the material was a little skanky.  Though the box claimed "patent leather," the materials tag on the garment coughed up the truth: "100% Polyurethane."  Yuck!  The sweet young thing complained that the plastic was suffocating his manmeat, and begged me to let him take it off.  First I made him turn around and show off his ass, which he did, patiently, still complaining about the uncomfortable pouch.  Finally, he could stand it no more, and, with a grandiose gesture, he ripped the flimsy lingerie off his bod, revealing the divine perfection of nature.

There's definitely something to be said for a garment that begs to be removed.


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