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Mediterranean Missile

Manufacturer: Eldorado Trading Company

No, the Mediterranean Missile isn't a Tomahawk inbound toward the Yugoslav coast. It is, instead, a butt plug. But not a regular butt plug. This one vibrates and sports an easy-grip hilt and wrist strap (sex toys do get slippery when the lube starts to flow).

The Mediterranean has a long, proud tradition of anal adventures, beginning with the ancient Greeks, so this little sucker is appropriately titled indeed. Those old boy-lovin' Greeks would have had many a use for the missile —stuffing it into one's eromenos's heinie while he strummed his lyre, for example. that sort of thing. Modern fans of proctologic prodding will also find no shortage of uses for this handy dandy little plug.


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