Posted Apr 01st, 2005 00:00 AM by
Acme Andersson
Ever pick up a dame at a bar only to bring her home and flick on your fluorescent? The only thing uglier than her well-lit mug is your own pasty face. For better results, screw in the Lover's Light Bulb before you go out. When you get home, you not only have a soft, red light to bask in, the bulb itself has pretty hearts.
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