Little Prick Award

No gag gift section could ever be complete without a tribute to the oft? overlooked, generally underappreciated man of miniscule assets. Take this 2 3/4-inch tall golden, gleaming, metal phallus. Sure, some might prefer an Oscar, but for those whose wit doth match their bits, it?s the Little Prick Award that they are more likely to get. Better still, more likely to give.