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Kobe Tai Ultra-Realistic Vibrating Vagina

Manufacturer: Doc Johnson

Porn reviewers get jaded.  One pussy starts to look exactly like every other pussy at the same moment you begin to know the labia minora et majora on each porn diva by heart.  It's weird.  Paradoxical even.  You develop this "Yeah yeah yeah, it's all just plumbing" callousness.  I know.  It has happened to me.

But if you're lucky, there'll be one starlet who'll break you out of your jaded cynicism and make you drool again.  For me, that performer is Kobe Tai.  A genuine sexual force of nature: her taut little frame, her acrobatic approach to coitus, her sublime visage, her alluring personality... and that dazzling pussy.

Ahhh... the pussy.  The Pussy.  You can own one now, you know.  I do.  The Kobe Tai Ultra-Realistic Vibrating Vagina is a latex wonder, cast from the woman herself.  It feels just like the real thing, except, of course, that it vibrates.  I doubt even Ms. Tai can do that.  It comes with Doc Johnson's MSX variable speed vibration controller and a bunch of lube.  Then all you need is the latest Kobe Tai flick and the lyrics to that "Heaven... I'm in heaven" song.


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