Instant 10 Incher Undies

The box claims this underwear is "guaranteed to give you a 10" dick.

The Instant 10 Incher Undies are actually just a pair of skivvies with a 10" trunk hanging off the front. So if your lover is a retarded blind person with no sense of touch or measurement, then, yes, your are sure to fool him/her into thinking you have a big cock. However, if your mate is anything but a complete friggin' idiot, you're likely to get laughed out of bed. As a gag gift though, this is a good score and sure to please the ladies at a bachelorette party.