Impulse Hypersonic Technoflex

A bullet vibe on a stick, this purple pleaser has five different impulse patterns and ten different speeds, which can vibe milady's G-spot within an inch of its sheltered life.

At 2 1/2 inches, the shaft does not allow for large-scale spelunking in madame's cavern, but the vigor of the vibrations (pattern X.V turned up to 10 sounds a lot like Bernard Herrmann's shower-murder music from Psycho) and the spiky-nubbed silicone vibe cover will make up for any shortcomings.

Uses three AAA batteries, not included in the package.