Horse Bit Gag

Sometimes ya just have to step up to the plate and stop some blathering, know-it-all fool from further making a horse's ass out of him or herself. Ideal for the task is, of course, this Horse Bit Gag. Coming in one-size-fits-all, the device is composed of a thick, study bit anchored by metallic rings attached to a leather-buckled strap that fastens around the back of the head.

So next time someone on either side of say, the Iraq debate, gets in your face, get in his or hers with this thing. Ahh, blessed silence.

Eminently stockable for retailers with a serious fetish clientele; somewhat stockable for all other adult stores as a gag/novelty item.