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Gee... A Dick!

Manufacturer: Pipedream Products

In the not too distant past the Chia Pet was a hot gift idea.  Gee... A Dick! is the adult version of the popular novelty.  A large, limp spongy penis sits atop a pair of peat-moss-and-seed-filled testicles.  A pink plastic tray is provided for watering purposes.  I soaked Gee... A Dick! in water per the package instructions.  Within days the seeds began to sprout, and soon my pet had a luxurious growth of green pubic hair.  My Gee... A Dick! was thriving until Mathilda, my frisky pussy, began to munch on the greenery and to bat around what was destined to become a favorite cat toy.  A great gag gift for window sill gardeners and anyone else with a less-than-green thumb.


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