Fever Body Lotion

One of the big drawbacks to most sensual oils is the taste.  You've had a great night, kneading and massaging.  Your lover's relaxed, waiting.  You put your head down to exercise your jaw-muscles, and what do you get?  A mouthful of mineral oil. Or worse, you get a tonsil-load of sickly-sweet cherry or strawberry flavored glycerine goop that would be better utilized topping ice cream.

Well, now there's Fever, a slick, unscented body lotion with a delightfully un-sickening peppermint flavor.  As an added bonus, this smooth concoction heats up after you apply it, to give your partner's privates a tingly surprise.