Dicky Sipping Straws

Is there nothing men won't do to get their dicks in our mouths?  These cute, cock-shaped straws have bulging veins, lopsided balls and a swollen head to suck on.  They com in packs of 10; either skin-colored or glow-in-the-dark.

Since they're made of hard plastic they can be washed and reused.  Recommend for bachelorette parties or to anyone who just likes sucking cock.