Dicky Gum

If the words Pop a Dicky in Your Mouth! really get you salivating, well then Pipedream's got the gum for you. Dicky Gum sells in click-top dispensers similar to the Tic-Tac kind, and much like Tic-Tacs, each piece is very tiny. Much unlike Tic-Tacs, however, each piece also is shaped in the likeness of a penis. So now, when someone compliments you on how sweet your breath smells, you can counter, And you thought penis breath was bad. Available in three fruity-licious flavors - Strawberry, Green Apple and Cherry. Shipped in an easy-to-assemble display box.