Deep Throat Gel

Whoever thought up the Deep Throat Gel probably was trying to create a mental association between oral sex and dental hygiene.  It comes in something like a tube of toothpaste, it tastes like peppermint fluoride, and it's a shade of green that brings to mind Scope mouthwash.  It also has a numbing side effect, like Novocain. It didn't do anything for my partner when I slathered it on my cock one night, but when I used it as a styling gel, I found that it not only kept my hair in place, the minty fresh fragrance was a powerful aphrodisiac among dental technicians. Never have I had so many nubile young women touch my organs with such loving tenderness.  They picked, they chipped, they cleaned, they watched me spit filthy saliva stringers with a rapt fascination that can only be described as orgasmic.  Pick up a tube and make an appointment.  You won't be disappointed.