Debi Diamond Collection Hot Water Pussy

My friend Satch suggested that AVN ought to create and awards category for "Best Love Doll/Pocket Pussy." If we did, he volunteered, the Debi Diamond Collection Hot Water Pussy would be a runaway winner.

"Oh yeah?" I said.

It's the simulated body heat, Satch informed me. You fill the soft, rubber pussy with warm water and, voila, five minutes later you have steaming hot snatch. As an added bonus, it comes with a built-in vibrator (to stimulate that epileptic girlfriend you still pine for), a bottle of Wet lube, and love handles on either side for better traction. It's a little hard to clean, he admitted, but still a revolutionary improvement over the usual cold 'n' immobile plastic poontang.

"Satch..." I started to say, but then noticed the all-day smile plastered on his face. "Aw, never mind."