Cousin Stevie's Fuck You! Toilet Paper

Flower the Seymore Butts Tushy Girl happened into my dark corner recently and saw this toilet paper sitting on my desk. Why do think he made that, she asked rhetorically, so he could touch more girls' pussies? We laughed about it at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. And the more jealous I became. That goddamn Cousin Stevie really is a smart one. Stores will be smart to stock up on this, too. Great packaging and Stevie is a very popular player in the fuck biz.