Cock-a-Doodle Undies

There are very few things chicks dig more than reaching over in the morning, grabbing a guy's cock and, upon giving it a squeeze, hearing the loud, pre-recorded crow of a real rooster. It only takes a couple mornings until the Pavlov affect kicks in, and every time she hears the cock-a-doodle doo, she'll be ready to cock-a-doodle you! Once trained, it works any time of day. It's a great way to wake up, day or night. Trust me. Trust Cock-a-Doodle Undies.