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China Brush

Manufacturer: Nasswalk

I always love a good mystery, but this was ridiculous.  The small bottle of China Brush has directions that say "Apply a thin layer of this solution to the penis immediately before going to bed."  Why?  Will it help me sleep better or what?  Then, a cryptic warning screams (in capital letters):  "DO NOT USE MORE.  JUST A THIN LAYER WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST SATISFACTION."  An additional sheet is written in Chinese; it looks like something you are supposed to chant to.  With curiosity piqued, I decided to contact Nasswalk.  When I finally got the company, a mysterious woman was put on the phone.  She told me that the potion is a really good sexual stimulant.  Just apply a thin layer.  So I did.  It works, but next I hope they'll invent an antidote soon that will help my hard-on go down.


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