Bumper/Pumper/Humper

Not only are they waterproof, but give them enough time and these handy little attachments float.

New to the world of using a gadget to so something one could do easily enough with a willing partner and a nine-volt battery? The Pumper is nubbed in all the right places and the Humper is curved for her enjoyment. The Bumper is shaped like a chess bishop and therefore made Miss Trixie its pawn in the tub.

I was reluctant at first to try these buggers out. So I tried them on Miss Trixie, and she enjoyed them like nobody's business, in order. So we're sold. If you and your special friend are very tired of working with your hands in the fields of the lord, try these out.