Big Kahuna

I'm not real sure precisely what the intended effect of these little blue pills is, but based on the facts that they are little and blue, and that the bottle features a picture of a north-pointing surfboard and the tagline Everyone Wants to Ride a Longboard, I'd say they're supposed to give you wood. So I took a couple of them, and while I'm still waiting for my wood to kick in, I do have a pleasant, light-headed, giddy kind of feeling. Dude, I totally think I want to go surfing!