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Asstroknots Double Ender Cock 1 1/4

Manufacturer: Inc, Know Mind Enterprises

Thank those folks at KME for this handmade, solid Pyrex DIYer; at least in its glassy depths I can turn an eye on the Dorian Gray I've commissioned as I fuck myself for real.  I've smashed yet another warm human heart, but I've got the unbreakable Asstroknot DEC in my bed and its two heads brook a single purpose... no more of that push-me/pull-you endemic among the sex sporting the same attribute.  Clear and gorgeous and coming in its own velvet pouch (naturally), it's what those whispery hyperfrigid High Fashion Lesbians have been wordlessly haunting you for, in the wee hours, distracted, slipping about hollow and plaintive, oh these many months now.  Press this into what's left of their flesh and send the poor ghosts home.

Funny how organisms get so fucked up about orgasms.  Guess-n I's in the way.  For Christ's sake, help your customer's to stop using a whole person for recreation -- here in the Fortress of Solitude we Know (Mind...) a good, disembodied thing when we see it.  Cuddle up.


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