Asstroknots 3 Popper

Remember that great urban myth about the girl who'd shoved a Coke bottle up her snatch and it broke and she spent three hours in surgery as doctors picked out the little slivers of glass?  Here's the antidote: a novelty dildo made of hand-blown Pyrex tempered glass and shaped like a question mark - but with two round bulbs down the length, ending in a mushroom-shaped (or dickhead-shaped) one.  Both beautiful and functional, the only drawback is that it's doubtful anyone will be able to fabricate a scary urban myth about its dangers.