Adam & Eve Massage Kit

This handy-dandy massage kit comes with a sleek purple vibe, a jar of sweet lavender massage oil and a purple ribbed rubber glove, all you need for a night of pleasure with your mate.

Just slather on some oil, use the glove to massage your lover's tension away and then slip the high-powered vibe into her cooch or pooper to take her/him to the heights of ecstasy. The glove is particularly awesome, as it feels splendid against the skin when all oiled up. After a coupla strokes with this and the hair on the back of your neck will be as erect as your penis. And isn't that what living is really all about?