Adam & Eve Keychains

If you happen to move in circles in which it's acceptable to have a plastic penis on you key ring, shame, shame, shame on you. But since you're obviously a bad person anyway, why not dangle this particular plastic pecker among those jingling reminders of your responsibilities, privileges and ambitions? Granted, this particular prick is sort of squatty and small, but who needs a priapic monster stretching those pockets?